I laughed this entire part of the hobbit and everyone thought I was crazy because this is all I could think about.
How To Not Be A Jerk When Your Friend Has A Baby :: YummyMummyClub.ca
yes children, remember, there is only School. no rest. what does “physical and mental wellbeing” mean
what the actual fuck
what is this fixation with productivity holy shit
"No fellow citizen #45465, you may not sit down for a break, you must meet your labour quota for this hour or you will forfeit your productivity ”bonus” pay. Produce and consume, Fellow Citizens!”
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Don’t take a nap, do your homework until your poor indoctrinated heart gives out!
Y’know this is actually a fantastic life advice. There are hundreds of posts about “should be doing ——- instead I’m on tumblr”. If you remove this lesson involving school it would actually be a beneficial thing. Most people complain there’s not enough time in the day to do “productive” (in quotations as everyone has that thing they’d like to do like cook or work out or read this book etc) items, by keeping track of your day you start to notice how much time you really do waste and how there is enough time in the day to do these “productive” items.
This article is really what’s wrong with the world. How everything makes you a special fucking snowflake who’s the most important thing in the world. Hey, how about make a pot of coffee when your friends come over and not talk exclusively about your baby for an hour, maybe split the time of 30 minutes baby, 30 minutes friends life. Maybe talk about how you feel instead. Parenthood is hard, your friends would be willing to listen. That doesn’t mean I care that your baby shit on you for the 50th time or what other things your child is doing after I’ve asked how YOU are for the 5th time. You have an identity outside of your child. Don’t forgot that and I’m sure more of your friends will actually stick around.
I can’t let the bribery thing go. Bring your friend who had a baby presents because being childless means you are a jerk to new moms. What the fuck is that??