I hate when I’m without car, needing to go somewhere that’s not transit accessible and someone goes “I’m going there anyway, I can just take you with me” then proceeds to go without me. What the actual fuck. My car is in the shop for two days and I leave for Europe in 4. There are last minute things to acquire prior to leaving.
Don’t offer if you don’t intend to follow through. It’s not that hard.
5 days until I’m in Europe :3 I’m so excited! Wacken, party San & the Black Forest! Three weeks of Europe to be had :3
I guess I should probably pack…
"Don’t sugar coat it, don’t say “making love”. You make love in letters, and subtle glances across a room. You two are fucking. you are feeling each other for the sake of raw pleasure. You are fucking as in the verb, you both are sweating and panting because you can’t consume enough of each other. So fuck “making love” you are fucking, you are feeling. Eat her out and make her cum on your tongue, life isn’t about censored vulgarity."
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:3 wasn’t expecting a response to that. I’m so flattered, I’m blushing!
When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.
- Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
- If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
- Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.
*anxiously waits for the zero messages i’ll get*